- Stabbing pain in torso?: No big deal, I GOT THIS!
- Back pain so bad you can't walk?: I'll be fine, it's not that bad.
- Vomiting from severe stomach cramps?: I will survive!!!
- Literally just a small scrape on the knee: IT HURTS SOO BAD!!!! I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!!!!
Aye you going to go see Dear White People next month?